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rodded (/ɹɒdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every straight object a staff, cane, or trusted colleague. roddered adj. You are drunk and treating the room as a hot rod, with everyone else obliged to admire the modifications. roddinged adj. Of a drinker: reinforcing every social structure with metal, volume, and advice nobody commissioned. Contesa became roddinged and strengthened the birthday toast until the neighbours heard it. roded (/ˈɹəʊdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has lost the anchor but continues to insist that the party remains under control. rodeleroed adj. Describing a drinker who advances behind improvised protection, challenging anyone who questions the route home. Alta went rodeleroed and used a serving tray as a shield against helpful suggestions. rodent botted adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must remove them from the upholstery before they begin burrowing. rodented (/ˈɹəʊdəntd/) adj. A drinker who gnaws persistently at snacks, furniture, and the patience of whoever is sitting nearby. By midnight Byrant was rodented, worrying the garnish while Zaniyyah protected the table edge. rodenticided adj. Drunk to a degree that the furniture appears to require official pest control. rodentologied adj. Drunk on the strength of which the evening becomes a study of small, quick things. Tabata rodentologied the pub, turning every darting shadow into a research subject for unwilling companions. rodentologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of classifying every small movement in the room. rodentophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and alarmed by anything that moves near the skirting board. Jiarui became rodentophobiaed and vacated the kitchen without explanation. rodeoed (/ˈɹəʊ.di.əʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to bring the furniture under control. rodeoered adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing for an audience of largely indifferent objects. rodfishered adj. Still drunk, and waiting patiently for something to bite at the end of an imaginary line. rodfishinged adj. Too drunk to leave the line alone, though nothing has shown interest in it. Lee-anna was rodfishinged, lowering a shoelace carefully into the wastepaper bin. rodged (/ˈɹɒd͡ʒd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a grey duck as a reasonable conversational partner.