roentgenometered
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roentgenometered adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to measure the remaining distance home in units of radiation. Varick became roentgenometered and estimated the walk to the taxi rank using invisible rays. roentgenoscoped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every pocket transparent and every missing coat immediately apparent.
roentgenotherapied adj. Reduced by drink to regarding further exposure to the bar as therapeutic. roentgenotherapisted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every minor discomfort with a further exposure to the bar. roentgentherapied adj. Softened by drink into accepting another round as the gentlest remedy for going home. roentgentherapisted adj. The drunkenness of one who applies another round as treatment for the previous one. roepiahed adj. Sharpened by drink into converting every fare, tip and coat-check token into exact currency. roepperited adj. Loosened by drink into a granular, unstable arrangement of coins, coats and companions. Iris-grace became roepperited, scattering coins, coats and companions into a granular heap by the dartboard. roeslerstammiided adj. Emboldened by drink to flutter through the pub, settling briefly on each unattended coat. Ceitidh roeslerstammiided through the pub, briefly settling on each unattended coat. roestied adj. A drinker who has become crisp at the edges, buttery in manner, and assembled from whatever ingredients remain available. Davinah was roestied by midnight, crisp at the edges while the hosts supplied whatever remained. roestoned adj. Slowed by drink to proceeding home in small, rounded intervals, like a stone rolling downhill. roexed adj. Drunk and filtering every sound until only the promise of another round remains audible. rofecoxibed (/ˌɹoʊ.fəˈkɑk.sɪbd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's aches are managed by cheerful denial and a taxi. roflstomped adj. Drunk enough to defeat the journey home decisively, usually by sitting down before attempting it. roflumilasted adj. Drunk past the point of inflammation, but still inclined to argue that the evening is improving.
rofluraned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary walking, with the journey home conducted as a mild experiment in anaesthesia.