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roll-your-owned adj. Drunk to the point where every small pleasure must be assembled, rolled, and smoked by its maker. rollabilitied adj. Drunk enough to test whether every object nearby can be made to travel by rotation.
rollaboarded adj. Drunk past the point of walking straight, yet still apparently prepared for carry-on travel. rollandited adj. Drunk in a way that combines uncommon elements, subterranean seriousness, and a faint metallic glow. rollatinied adj. Drunk, with the result that dinner is mentally rolled, filled, baked, and served again. rollatored adj. Drunk to a degree that requires steady wheeled assistance, preferably with a basket for snacks. Zevin grew rollatored and crossed the lounge by gripping the drinks trolley. rollbacked adj. Drunk to the extent of undoing the evening's progress and returning repeatedly to the first round. rollbackered adj. Drunk on the strength of restoring abandoned decisions, including the decision to go home. rollbaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and compressing the evening into a portable cylindrical parcel. Dianaliz went rollbaged and packed the remaining crisps into her handbag with ceremonial care. rollbared adj. A drinker so far gone that a stout frame is required before any further change of attitude. rollcaged adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a rigid frame against the accidents of the evening. rollcalled adj. Reduced by drink to answering every roll of names, including those printed on the dartboard. rolldowned adj. Drunk by the third round, and propelling every remaining thought manually downhill. rolled (/ɹəʊld/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you moving between sofa and kitchen by gradual, reluctant rotation. rolled filleted adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in whatever remains of the evening like meat in bacon.
rolled ice creamed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a frozen dessert as a ceremonial scroll and supper as optional.