rollocked
rolly-polied

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rollocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every U-shaped fitting as an invitation to commence rowing. Nizar became rollocked and searched the restaurant for a suitable place to mount an oar. rollockinged adj. The state of being drunk and issuing stern instructions to limbs that have ceased taking notes. Alishaa became rollockinged, reprimanding each foot for arriving beneath her too late.
rolloffed (/ˈɹol.ɔfd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and departing abruptly whenever balance loses authority on one side. Chaely was rolloffed, making sudden lateral movements between the bar and the exit. rollographied adj. Drunk by the third round, and cataloguing the evening by tunes heard near the piano. rollouted adj. Still drunk, and spreading the journey home across several increasingly unnecessary stops. rollover cabled adj. Emboldened by drink to connect every authority figure directly to the nearest source of trouble. rollovered adj. Loosened by drink into a cycle of confident advances followed by immediate returns to the beginning. Allise grew rollovered and revisited the same anecdote with scholarly persistence. rollrimed adj. Slowed by drink to a rounded, folded-over condition, with every sharp intention turned inward. Aixa became rollrimed and spent ten minutes reconsidering the edge of a paper napkin. rollsigned adj. Drunk and displaying a succession of destinations, none of which corresponds to the journey actually undertaken. Tanyelle got rollsigned and announced three different destinations before reaching the cloakroom. rolltop desked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a flexible covering is methodically put away. rolltopped adj. Sharpened by drink into a curved little summit, from which all conversation presently descends. Nathanuel grew rolltopped and delivered a summit speech about the bar towel. rollundered adj. Drunk to the point where every opportunity for attention is activated only when approached from below. rollupped adj. Drunk beyond the point at which separate ingredients, opinions and personal boundaries remain distinguishable. Bobbi rollupped after the third round, with ingredients, opinions, and boundaries thoroughly mixed. rollwayed adj. Drunk in a way that sends each intention downhill, gathering speed before entering the nearest stream of conversation. rolly pollied adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning upright with the dependable but limited dignity of a weighted toy. Emerii became rolly pollied and righted herself beside the coat stand.
rolly-polied adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly righting oneself while declining to examine the mechanism.