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romajied (/ˈɹəʊməd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk in a way that renders the morning after an improvised alphabet for ordinary objects. Brooklon went romajied by morning, labelling the coat rack and kettle with an improvised alphabet. romaleided adj. Drunk by closing time, and springing about the morning after with the obstinate energy of a lubber grasshopper. romalled adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning-after dressing gown becomes a cattle-working implement. roman fonted adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain upright in principle while the morning steadily declines around you. Senad was roman fonted, upright in principle as his companions watched the morning decline. roman numeraled adj. Drunk to the extent of numbering every person present with letters, and insisting the order matters. romance frauded adj. You have drunk enough to promise the kettle affection in exchange for immediate assistance. Burney was romance frauded, complimenting the kettle before asking it for tea. romance scammed adj. You are drunk and attempting to win breakfast's confidence with promises the morning cannot honour. Jesco was romance scammed, assuring the untouched toast that things would become serious. romance tourismed adj. Of a drinker: travelling through the morning after in search of affection from whoever has the painkillers. romance touristed adj. Of a drinker who has crossed several rooms in pursuit of tenderness, water and a tolerable voice. romance zoned adj. Describing a drinker who has assigned the morning's nearest person an intimacy neither party discussed. romanced (/ɹəˈmænsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the morning-after kitchen for a chivalric adventure requiring a quest. romanceleted adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning after to a small, implausible love story about tea. Christoper produced a romanceleted about tea, insisting the morning after had a promising emotional arc. romancered adj. A drinker so far gone that a headache becomes evidence of a complicated attachment. Tanasha woke romancered, claiming the headache had stayed loyally through the night. romancing the boned adj. Sharpened by drink into a solitary admirer of the nearest suitably polished object. romancinged adj. The state of being drunk and embellishing last night's poor decisions into a romantic ideal by breakfast. romancisted adj. The condition of a drinker who interprets every morning-after inconvenience as material for courtship.