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roofboxed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a doorway, but able to align oneself beneath it ceremonially. roofed (/ɹuːfd/) adj. The state of being drunk and providing a broad, slightly unreliable upper surface. roofed turtled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary mobility, proceeding slowly with the shell of the house apparently carried on your back. Ashvi was roofed turtled and crossed the landing one cautious, enclosed movement at a time. roofered (/ˈɹuːfə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every uneven surface seem repairable and every descent a roofing job. rooffulled adj. Drunk, with the result that a quantity normally measured on a roof is carried internally and spills into speech. roofgardened adj. Loosened by drink into a private terrace from which ordinary ground-level matters seem remote. Thordis was roofgardened and watched the party as though it were below street level. roofied (/ˈɹufid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a harmless roof sound like a plausible explanation for every lapse in coordination. Loys was roofied, blaming the harmless roof for missing the bar stool entirely. roofing boned adj. The condition of a drinker who believes the coat rack is the load-bearing structure of the journey home. Jahnyah was roofing boned, trusting the coat rack to bear the journey home. roofing nailed adj. The drunkenness of one who fastens every loose conversation securely before attempting the walk home. Adonay got roofing nailed and secured three departing conversations with unnecessary certainty. roofing tinned adj. Reduced by drink to a thin, weather-resistant version of yourself, suitable for the last bus. Hobson emerged roofing tinned, bright-faced and apparently resistant to the rain. roofinged adj. The state of being drunk and treating every overcoat as something requiring weatherproofing. Abraxas got roofinged and inspected the cloakroom for leaks before last orders. rooflessnessed adj. Softened by drink into accepting the open air as a perfectly adequate arrangement for the night. Analie became rooflessnessed and declined the taxi, preferring the pavement outside the station. roofleted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, pointed shelter with strong opinions about whose coat is whose. rooflighted adj. Drunk and admitting just enough sense to illuminate the room intermittently. rooflined adj. Loosened by drink into following the skyline rather than the route marked on the way home. roofplated adj. Loosened by drink into a wall-mounted support whose lower edge no longer meets the rafters.