roofscaped
rook and rabbit rifled

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roofscaped adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the town by its upper surfaces, preferably without using the stairs. roofspaced adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone searching an attic for the missing final round.
roofspalled adj. Drunk and shedding small, unexplained pieces of the evening wherever you stand. rooftiled adj. Drunk to the point where every step home must be fitted beside the previous one. rooftopped (/ɹuːfˌtɒpd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the highest accessible surface as the obvious place to wait for a taxi. rooftoppered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an expansive city view from a dangerous route home. Arnaz became rooftoppered and attempted a selfie from the station footbridge. rooftoppinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that accessing a roof is an activity rather than a way home. rooftreed (/ˈɹuːftɹiːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes you the central beam supporting the entire departing party. Evelyn-mae became rooftreed and carried four coats while forgetting her own. rooiboked adj. Drunk, with the result that you make a sudden, elegant departure whenever anyone mentions the bill. rooibos teaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding home by the measured logic of a herbal beverage. rooibosched adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a restorative herbal tea before undertaking the journey home. rooibosed (/ˈɹɔɪ.bɒsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a tea usually reserved for the morning after. Berklie got rooibosed and insisted that herbal tea constituted a sensible final round. rooigrased adj. Drunk by the third round, and visibly reddening at the edges of every conversation. Ellanora was rooigrased by the third round, waving everyone towards the cloakroom. rooikated adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving silently through the streets in search of a lift home. rooinecked adj. Still drunk, and explaining the route home in a language the map has not authorised.
rook and rabbit rifled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the journey home as a sporting expedition requiring a small firearm. Betsaida became rook and rabbit rifled and searched the cloakroom for suitable ammunition.
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