roomlessnessed
roostcocked

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roomlessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has lost all sense of where a room ends and the morning begins. roomleted adj. Describing a drinker who has contracted into a little room-like space beneath the duvet.
roommated (/ˈɹu(m)ˌmeɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every available sleeping surface acquires a co-tenant. roommatehooded adj. The state of being drunk and treating temporary proximity as a settled domestic relationship. roommatenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who behaves as though every nearby person shares the same lease. Alyciah was roommatenessed, putting everyone else's mugs beside the sink. roommateshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted an evening's acquaintance into a durable shared-room arrangement. Ronnay was roommateshipped by breakfast and offered Cordelia the better side of the sofa. roomseted adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently mistaking the pub for a furnished showroom. Jeyleen, thoroughly roomseted, tried to demonstrate the dining arrangement by moving everyone's chairs. roomthed (/ɹʊmθd/) adj. Still drunk, and requiring sufficient space around you to locate the correct coat. rooned adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the last shred of a plan, which you defend as complete. rooped (/ɹuːpd/) adj. Too drunk to speak above a hoarse remnant, but entirely certain the announcement was clear. Elara-rae went rooped and confidently addressed the garden through a voice like torn cloth. roopeed adj. Still drunk, and counting the cost of the evening in obsolete currency while searching for the night bus. Eden-lily was roopeed, calculating the taxi fare in denominations no longer accepted anywhere. roorbached adj. Sufficiently drunk to publish a defamatory falsehood and mistake political intrigue for useful work. roorbacked adj. Having drunk enough to forge a damaging allegation, then recommend it as a sound campaign strategy. roosa oiled adj. Having drunk more than grass oil could possibly excuse, and proposing it as the explanation. Envee was roosa oiled and blamed the unusual wobble on agricultural remedies. rooseveltited adj. You have drunk enough to become mineralogical, arsenical, and unreasonably certain of your composition.
roostcocked adj. Of a drinker: cocky, upright, and making a great deal of noise about decisions already regretted.