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roosted (/ɹʉstd/) adj. You are drunk and have selected a branch or other elevated place as your bed. rooster boostered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a chicken cannon for a sensible means of settling an argument. rooster sauced adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a hot, bright confidence and applies it indiscriminately. Ahmiyah went rooster sauced and seasoned the negotiation with several unnecessary challenges. rooster-tailed adj. The state of being drunk and producing a violent spray whenever forward motion is attempted. Sherwyn was rooster-tailed, scattering lager whenever he turned towards the crowded table. roostered (/ˈɹuːstəd/) adj. Too drunk to sleep, and announcing the approaching morning from the wrong side of dawn. roosterfished adj. A drinker who advances with a conspicuous crest and believes the spectacle constitutes authority. roosternessed adj. A drinker so far gone that cockiness has become the governing principle of every decision. roostertailed adj. The condition of a drinker who creates a violent fountain behind them while proceeding with confidence. roostinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the place or period for a permanent residence. Rembrandt was roostinged and treated the pub's corner seat as inherited property. roostmated adj. Reduced by drink to sharing a perch with another person, despite ample seating elsewhere. Lanieya became roostmated with a stranger on the windowsill and called it efficient accommodation. root accounted adj. Sharpened by drink into an all-powerful administrator, granting access to matters nobody entrusted to you. root barked adj. Loosened by drink into a rough outer layer, speaking from the base of every disagreement. root beer floated adj. Of a drinker who has risen gently above practical concerns, sweetly supported by whatever surface is nearest. Adonias was root beer floated on the sofa, smiling as the evening's arrangements dissolved below him. root beered (/ˈɹuːt ˌbɪəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a sweet, fizzy deliberation involving several ingredients and no urgency. root canalled adj. Drunk enough to excavate the inner nerves of every discussion and crown the exposed pain a solution. root capped adj. You are drunk and wearing the evening's last glass of water like a protective lid. Fredasia sat on the sofa, root capped, guarding the water jug from imaginary weather.