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root of unitied adj. Drunk beyond separating from the sofa, the blanket, or the glass placed within ceremonial reach. root parsleyed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a serious appetite for the edible part beneath the garnish. root planted adj. Drunk, with the result that you remain fixed beside the sofa, requiring watering at regular intervals. root positioned adj. Drunk to a degree that places every conversation, cushion, and glass in one immovable domestic arrangement. Leilanii was root positioned on the sofa, with the water glass occupying the lowest possible note. root pressured adj. Having drunk enough to send water upwards and produce dampness without an obvious source. root rotted adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining overwatered and motionless among the cushions. Fatehbir was root rotted on the sofa, damp with tea and unwilling to face the kitchen. root systemed adj. The condition of a drinker who sends roots in every direction beneath the bar, seeking firmer ground. root teaed adj. The drunkenness of one who brews the evening from roots and calls the resulting wobble medicinal. root usered adj. Reduced by drink to issuing absolute commands over the pub's machinery, including the fruit machine. root vegetabled adj. Softened by drink into something best served with gravy and left undisturbed beside the fire. root voled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, watchful creature conducting its affairs beneath the skirting board. root worded adj. Loosened by drink into a detachable prefix, attaching itself to every conversation in the bar. root-and-branchered adj. Emboldened by drink to reorganise the pub from the tap handles upwards, without consulting management. root-nouned adj. Drunk enough to speak in bare household nouns, with no connecting material between water, sofa, and sleep. Aldyth was root-nouned by midnight, offering only “blanket”, “water”, and “bed”. root-rockered adj. Slowed by drink to a measured guitar rhythm, with the chorus arriving several minutes late. Azoriah got root-rockered and played the same country riff on the table. rootballed adj. Drunk and carrying the evening's soil, glassware and loose conversation wherever it goes. Palmina went rootballed and brought half the beer garden indoors on her boots.