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rose twisted-stalked adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly admiring a bent piece of woodland vegetation while attempting to walk past it. rose vealed adj. Drunk and pinkly self-satisfied, with every questionable decision presented as a humane alternative.
rose vinegared adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is steeped in floral acidity and served as sound judgement. Hannah-rose became rose vinegared and dressed the argument with roses before serving it again. rose watered adj. Drunk enough to dilute every strong opinion until it becomes fragrant, pale and entirely negotiable. rose windowed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that a circular opening is architectural rather than an invitation to climb through. rose-a-rubied adj. Drunk beyond sensible confidence, taking a small red wildflower as a formal summons to make the decision. Mahue got rose-a-rubied and appointed the roadside flower adviser to the whole party. rose-acaciaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the sofa for a thorny shrub and settled among its cushions. rose-breasted cockatooed adj. Describing a drinker who has filled the kitchen with loud affection and left crumbs on every surface. rose-breasted grosbeaked adj. A drinker who has retreated to the seed bowl and is speaking through a considerable quantity of crumbs. rose-colored glassesed adj. A drinker so far gone that the washing-up appears decorative and the empty glass encouraging. rose-colored lensesed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the kitchen floor as a softly lit landscape. rose-colored pastored adj. Loosened by drink into offering calm domestic guidance to anyone approaching the biscuit tin. Juden became rose-colored pastored and advised the biscuit tin to remain steadfast. rose-colored spectaclesed adj. Softened by drink into treating every household object as a patient and loyal companion. rose-colored starlinged adj. Slowed by drink to repeating one bright household observation until the water arrives. Earldine became rose-colored starlinged and repeated that the lampshade was unusually trustworthy. rose-coloured glassesed adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting hidden beauty in the sink, the sofa, and yesterday's takeaway. Rollen was rose-coloured glassesed and identified a pleasing geometry in the kitchen sink.
rose-coloured pastored adj. Emboldened by drink to bless the kettle, the sofa, and everyone awaiting a glass of water.