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rosemaryited adj. Drunk to the point where the mineral kingdom has been reduced to a solemn inventory of elements, and then to crumbs. rosenbergited adj. Drunk enough to regard three waters of crystallisation as a reasonable account of the evening.
rosenbuschited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a complex silicate from the house lager. rosenessed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a rose is an emblem, rather than something to smell cautiously. rosenhahnited adj. Drunk in a way that turns carbon, hydrogen and silicon into a formal excuse for going home. roseobactered adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a bacterial ecology and ends near the toilets. Sabeeh became roseobactered and divided the party into colonies by the fruit bowl. roseobacteriumed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any gathering seem capable of multiplying by binary fission. roseobacticided adj. You are drunk and killing off the invisible bacterial population with every confident intervention. Armistead got roseobacticided and began disinfecting the optics with a sleeve. roseocardinned adj. Drunk on the strength of something cardiotonic, and now treating a boiled egg as medical advice. Miori became roseocardinned and prescribed herself another round for the heart. roseoflavinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and glowing with the conviction that riboflavin is a breakfast strategy. roseola infantumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and feverish with the confidence of someone who has just recovered from a rash. Leayah was roseola infantumed by closing time, flushed with recovered confidence. roseolaed (/ɹə(ʊ)ˈziːələd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a rosy indiscretion wherever the evening has touched. Btittany grew roseolaed and acquired a conspicuous flush while complimenting the fruit machine. roseolovirused adj. Still drunk, and spreading through the room with the quiet persistence of a household infection. roseophaged adj. Too drunk to parasitise anything more ambitious than the nearest unattended bowl of crisps. Tilisa was roseophaged and attached herself to the snack table for the remainder of the evening. roseotoxinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a toxic peptide as a suitable explanation for the missing kebab.
rosepetaled (/ɹəʊz pɛt(ə)ld/) adj. Of a drinker: shedding polite fragments while confidently declaring the conversation complete.