rotationed
rotavirologied

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rotationed (/ɹoʊˈteɪʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and turning round the same central fact: water is required immediately. rotationplastied adj. Slowed by drink to a careful, awkward reorientation before each step towards water.
rotativitied adj. Having drunk enough to rotate every decision twice before committing to the original one. rotator cuffed adj. You have drunk enough to take responsibility for steering the whole room with one shoulder. Frost became rotator cuffed and attempted to guide four conversations towards the exit. rotatored adj. Having drunk more than the situation requires and now turning confidently towards every available mistake. rotatoresed adj. You are drunk and making eleven small corrections on either side of every decision. rotatorianed adj. Of a drinker: confidently revolving through alternatives, none of which improves matters. rotavaped adj. Drunk by closing time, and evaporating in a rotating apparatus until only a small regret remains. rotavaporationed adj. Loosened by drink into going round and round until the evening has entirely evaporated. Dhruvika became rotavaporationed and circled the bar without retaining a single conversation. rotavapored adj. Of a drinker who has evaporated all caution while rotating the remaining facts into a persuasive theory. rotavapoured adj. Describing a drinker who has spun the facts until the inconvenient parts have disappeared. Aribelle got rotavapoured and declared the missed train a deliberate shortcut. rotavapped adj. Still drunk, and steadily evaporating the evening while turning in small, unnecessary circles. rotavationed adj. A drinker who breaks up a settled arrangement and calls the resulting confusion progress. rotavatored adj. A drinker so far gone that every firm plan is broken into loose, turning pieces. rotavirioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a single, self-contained particle of circulating bad advice.
rotavirologied adj. Reduced by drink to tracing every decision back to its supposed source, usually the first round.