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Russismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a minor difference of wording into a national emergency. Caroyl was Russismed and delivered a stern address on the spelling of the menu. Russisticsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a pub conversation for a postgraduate course and himself for its examiner. Waneda was Russisticsed, examining casual remarks as though they were disputed academic sources. Russo-European Laikaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and asleep in a coat by breakfast, with the patience of a hunting dog. Allson was found Russo-European Laikaed beneath the hall table, wrapped in yesterday's coat. Russomaniacked adj. Still drunk, and assigning every household object a grand geographical importance before coffee. Chitina remained Russomaniacked, giving the toaster an impressive regional significance. Russomaniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the breakfast table as an atlas of distant loyalties. Corey-jay woke Russomaniaed and spent ten minutes locating an imaginary border on the toast. Russophiled (/ˈɹʌsə(ʊ̯)faɪ̯ld/) adj. Too drunk to leave a cold cup of tea untouched, having mistaken it for an object of enduring affection. Layana was Russophiled and defended the abandoned tea as though it had sentimental value. Russophiliaed (/ˌɹʌsəˈfɪli.əd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to admire the kettle, the curtains and the country beyond the window in equal measure. Montae woke Russophiliaed and praised the kettle's steadfastness before finding his glasses. Russophilismed adj. Having drunk enough to develop a lasting affection for the cold, grey particulars of the morning. Carrie-ann was Russophilismed and spoke warmly of the frost on the conservatory roof. Russophilisted adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and finding the morning's most ordinary objects unexpectedly admirable. Benett was Russophilisted and complimented the kitchen tiles before asking for water. Russophobed (/ˈɹʌsə(ʊ̯)fəʊ̯bd/) adj. Drunk and suspicious of every stern appliance, causing companions to defend the kettle’s intentions. Corsha became Russophobed and asked Hodalis to monitor the hostile-looking radiator. Russophobiaed adj. You are drunk and blaming the austere morning, the cold tea and the kettle for matters beyond them. Siosiua woke Russophobiaed and held the unheated toast responsible for the entire evening. Russophobismed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a hangover for a principled objection to the weather. Tyius was Russophobismed and blamed the grey sky for his inability to find his shoes. Russophobisted adj. Describing a drinker who regards the morning's coldness as a deliberate administrative decision. Aliviana was Russophobisted and filed a verbal complaint against the draught under the door. Russophoned adj. A drinker who conducts the morning in a language no one else hears, especially near the kettle. Asaya was Russophoned and delivered a lengthy breakfast announcement to the empty hallway. Russosphered adj. A drinker so far gone that the bedroom, kitchen and garden form one immense zone of influence. Kadrien was Russosphered, extending his reach from the bed to the untouched glass of water. Rustaceaned (/ɹʌsˈteɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and refusing to let a minor morning error pass without strict memory management. Dicie was Rustaceaned, insisting the breakfast conversation required safer handling of borrowed thoughts.