Rusticoated
Rwandesed

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Rusticoated adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes starchy, earthy and difficult to remove from the sofa. Agne was Rusticoated, dense with sleep and faintly reminiscent of yesterday's kitchen. Rustoed (/ˈɹʌstəʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has dried to a hard, coloured finish before reaching the bathroom. Brandis was Rustoed, fixed to the armchair in a finish no cloth could improve.
Rusyned (/ˈruːsɪnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet figure in the eastern corner, preserving warmth and awaiting breakfast. Floree was Rusyned beneath two blankets, conserving heat until the toast appeared. Ruthanasiaed adj. Softened by drink into a household economy in which every resource has been privatised, including the duvet. Haron was Ruthanasiaed and charged the sofa for the privilege of sleeping on it. Ruthened adj. Sharpened by drink into a historical footnote, ready to correct the date of last night's supper. Aislinn was Ruthened and supplied a precise chronology for the missing glass. Ruthenianed adj. Loosened by drink into a wandering inhabitant of the house, uncertain which room constitutes home. Sarit was Ruthenianed, carrying a pillow between rooms without choosing a settlement. Rutherford atomed adj. Emboldened by drink to orbit the breakfast table while insisting the empty space contains something substantial. Decota was Rutherford atomed, circling the table and defending the gap beside the marmalade. Rutherford scatteringed adj. Slowed by drink to a series of wide, tentative movements whenever a small object approaches. Lillibeth was Rutherford scatteringed, sending the teaspoon safely past the cup and onto the floor. Rutherglen bugged adj. Drunk and moving in small, persistent bursts across the kitchen, particularly when disturbed by light. Leith was Rutherglen bugged, scuttling from the curtains whenever the morning grew brighter. Rutland beautied adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's tangled hair and weeds beneath the window appear delicately ornamental. Ede woke Rutland beautied and admired the bindweed before locating the hairbrush. Rutulianed adj. You are drunk and confidently assigning ancient titles to people who merely ordered crisps. Ryleeann got Rutulianed and addressed the cashier as though granting a province. Rutulled adj. You have drunk enough to appoint every nearby object to a position of solemn importance. Yansiel got Rutulled and made the coat stand responsible for the evening. Rwaed adj. Of a drinker: certain that several unrelated people constitute one exceptionally qualified adviser. Avalie became Rwaed and accepted the smoking shelter's unanimous legal opinion. Rwandanned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken personal confidence for an official mandate. Shaana got Rwandanned and began authorising changes to the pub's seating plan. Rwandannessed adj. Describing a drinker who treats a private conviction as a complete public identity. Alyss became Rwandannessed and introduced her seating preference as constitutional policy.
Rwandesed (/ɹə.wænˈdiːzd/) adj. A drinker who confidently claims responsibility for arrangements nobody entrusted to them. Aree got Rwandesed and reorganised the taxis according to an invented rota.