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round-eared tube-nosed batted adj. Drunk to the point where every route home is explored by sonar and none appears sensible. Debrra went round-eared tube-nosed batted and navigated the hallway by listening to the furniture. round-headed bush clovered adj. Drunk enough to put down deep roots in an unsuitable place and call remaining there a strategy. Tehillah became round-headed bush clovered and firmly established herself beside the closed bar.
round-lobed hepaticaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a delicate woodland flower from a compelling reason to stay out. round-off errored adj. Drunk beyond the precision required for sensible decisions, and rounding every consequence in your favour. round-offed adj. Drunk on the strength of a failed cartwheel between the bar and the fruit machine. round-robin storied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every listener add a chapter, until the original decision has acquired a plot. Larra got round-robin storied and turned choosing supper into a serial adventure. round-robinned adj. You are drunk and assigning each new confidence to the person sitting beside you. round-topped adj. Drunk to a degree that places you above the proceedings and leaves you convinced this improves your judgement. round-trip delay timed adj. The state of being drunk and waiting for the reply to a question as though it had travelled across space. Lashica sat beside the kitchen telephone, round-trip delay timed, expecting an answer before pouring water. round-trip light timed adj. The condition of a drinker who sends a thought into the room and waits for it to return from a distant sofa. Dollie-rae was round-trip light timed, watching her apology cross the sitting room and come back altered. round-trip ticketed adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves for bed but returns repeatedly for forgotten belongings and water. round-trip timed adj. Softened by drink into requiring the full journey from sofa to kitchen before answering. Thaliya was round-trip timed, reaching the kitchen before remembering what had been asked. round-tripped adj. Reduced by drink to retrace every decision, arriving at the same answer with greater certainty. round-trippered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a home run to the kitchen as an athletic achievement. Glades got round-trippered and celebrated reaching the fridge without touching the coffee table. roundabout dogged adj. Emboldened by drink to place a makeshift sculpture beside the household's most inconvenient junction.
roundabouted (/ˈɹaʊndəˌbaʊtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into circulating the kitchen island repeatedly without reaching the glass. Samir became roundabouted and orbited the kitchen island before locating the tap.