roundhouse kicked
roundpoled

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roundhouse kicked adj. Drunk and swinging one leg round the furniture before landing squarely among the bar stools. roundhoused adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a man released from a small lockup, blinking at the street. Jakylan emerged roundhoused and inspected the kebab shop as though newly liberated.
roundhousemanned adj. Drunk to the point where every corner of the pub requires an attendant and a spare key. roundied adj. Drunk enough to see the television as a comforting circular object rather than a programme. rounding errored adj. Drunk beyond the point where the bill, the change and the evening's account agree. Hoi went rounding errored and paid the landlord in a mixture of coins and confidence. roundinged (/ˈɹaʊndɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping exact figures, with every measure becoming conveniently approximate. roundishnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every straight edge in the pub seem gently negotiable. roundleaf batted adj. Drunk, with the result that you navigate the pub by soft sonar and brief nocturnal sorties. roundled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every glass, plate and clock face seem determinedly circular. roundleted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every coin, coaster and dropped olive into a matter of consequence. Kahia got roundleted and arranged the beer mats according to diameter. roundmanned adj. Having drunk enough to make rounds of the pub, delivering messages nobody requested to recipients already known. Meenah got roundmanned and carried the same news between the bar and the snug. roundnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every object appear agreeably curved and every objection similarly softened. Easton grew roundnessed and praised the square table for its latent curvature. roundnose grenadiered adj. Drunk to the extent of drifting along the pub floor, deep-sea slow and pointed towards the bar. roundoffed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting gymnastics where the pub has provided only furniture. roundpole fenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and enclosing yourself with whatever unsplit timber the pub can provide.
roundpoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing upright, unsplit and plainly intended for construction.