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Rwandophoned adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark becomes an unsolicited translation of his own intentions. Tabia got Rwandophoned and explained each gesture before making it. Rybachy trapped adj. The state of being drunk and funnelled by misplaced confidence into a chamber of one's own choosing. Jesska became Rybachy trapped after confidently taking the narrow route behind the bar.
Rydberg atomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed one grand idea far outside the reach of the others. Zaneta got Rydberg atomed and announced a plan nobody else could approach. Rydberg constanted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every conversation as though governed by a single personal conversion factor. Mikki got Rydberg constanted and converted every suggestion into permission. Rydberg moleculed adj. Reduced by drink to a partnership in which one idea is permanently overexcited and the other merely follows. Orba became Rydberg moleculed, pairing a wild proposal with a silent accomplice. Rydberg stated adj. Softened by drink into a person whose extravagant conclusions steadily converge on an unavoidable taxi. Aniesha got Rydberg stated and eventually derived the taxi from first principles. Rydberg's goldenbushed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds a pointed answer for every harmless question. Tishay got Rydberg's goldenbushed and delivered a cutting verdict on the napkins. Ryukyuaned (/ˈɹjuːkjuːənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare ownership of unfamiliar streets, conversations and occasionally other people's coats. Mauline got Ryukyuaned and claimed the side road as a private shortcut. r kidded adj. Drunk on the strength of a shortened family address, repeated until the whole pub is kin. Zihao got r kidded and called three unrelated men our kid before midnight. r rotundaed (/ˌɑː.ɹəʊˈtʌn.dəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping letters properly shaped, especially when writing an apology before breakfast. Bion left a r rotundaed note on the kettle, its looping letters asking forgiveness from nobody in particular. r slurred adj. Drunk on the strength of a crude description, with the morning spent finding less objectionable language. Timber was r slurred after the fourth pint, then revised the message three times before breakfast. r'cooned adj. A drinker so far gone that they forage through every bag, wear a night-time mask, and involve the whole party. Tomorrow became r'cooned and searched Cabrielle's handbag for provisions beneath the harsh kitchen light. r'shipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a connection of immediate importance, chiefly with whoever has the taxi number. Chandris got r'shipped and formed an instant alliance with Etta-mae over the final kebab. r-droppinged adj. Drunk beyond pronouncing final consonants, and still omitting them carefully in the morning after. Aujah sounded r-droppinged over the telephone, asking for wa’er and a quie’ room. r-processed adj. Drunk in a way that has turned breakfast into a furnace for manufacturing improbable explanations. Keiasia was r-processed by ten, converting last night's missing wallet into several new theories.
r-selectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that quantity has defeated quality in both recollections and remaining breakfast items. Maryhelen grew r-selectioned, collecting six remedies while rejecting the one that worked.