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rowbacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and backtracking whenever the intended route requires coordination. rowbarged adj. Drunk beyond oar-powered navigation, yet somehow making steady progress towards the station. rowboated (/ˈɹəʊbəʊtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that requires constant small corrections to reach the taxi. rowboatered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every corridor a feat of manual propulsion. rowboatfuled adj. Drunk to the extent of filling a small boat, or the available space beside the bar. rowcropped adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated straight lines between bar, table, and exit. Suzie was rowcropped by closing time, travelling the same route to the toilets again. rowdedowed adj. Still drunk, and bringing a portable hubbub to the otherwise quiet journey home. rowdied (/ˈɹaʊdid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and boisterous enough to challenge the coat stand. rowdinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning the coat collection into a modest public disturbance. rowdy-sheetered adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's paperwork into every conversation. rowdydowed adj. Too drunk to leave quietly, though still capable of generating a considerable uproar. rowdyishnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a quiet departure seem needlessly ambitious. Absalon was rowdyishnessed by last orders and turned collecting his coat into a ceremony. rowdyismed adj. Having drunk enough to convert the ordinary business of going home into a disturbance. Jiyaad was rowdyismed by the third round and disputed the taxi's route to his own street. rowed (/ˈɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk and arranged along the corridor in a line of increasingly unreliable support points. Anjalina was rowed from sofa to bannister, stopping at each station. roweited adj. Having drunk more than the mineral composition of the evening can reasonably explain. rowel-headed adj. You are drunk and revolving around one sharp idea, usually the location of your coat.