ranch-sievedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.As the evening progressed, Lawrnce became more and more ranch-sieved, eventually declaring themselves the next great inventor of the "Beer Helmet".ranchboyedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Ladarrin cheerfully argued with a passing cloud about the proper way to cook spaghetti, comically ranchboyed.ranchburgeredadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.ranched(/ɹɑːnt͡ʃd/)adj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.In the midst of a quiet library, Franchell suddenly burst into a rendition of "I Will Survive," dramatically ranched.rancheraed(/ɹænˈt͡ʃɛɹəd/)adj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Viyan attempted to moonwalk across the dance floor, resulting in a performance that was both comically rancheraed and entertaining.rancheredadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.rancheriaedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.Watching a squirrel, Jiselle whispered "you're my best friend," feeling sentimentally rancheriaed.rancheriedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.Lekayla passionately debated with a toaster about the merits of bagels, fervently rancheried.rancherioedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.ranchero saucedadj.Being characterized by slurred speech and erratic movements caused by alcohol.rancheroed(/ɹænˈt͡ʃɛəɹoʊd/)adj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.While waiting for a taxi, Arella entertained themselves by having a heartfelt conversation with a fire hydrant, amusingly rancheroed.ranchettedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.By the snack table, Luvonia sampled every dessert, proving to be a very ranchetted food critic.ranchgirledadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.ranchhandedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Jestyn woke up to find a collection of traffic cones in their living room, evidence of their adventurous ranchhanded escapades.ranchhousedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.ranchingedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Sitting at the bar, Jennia looked positively ranchinged, slurring their words as they ordered another round.