rectocoeledadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.rectocolitisedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.rectoed(/ˈɹɛk.toʊd/)adj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Entering the room, Lanye was a sight to behold, utterly rectoed.rectopexiedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.rectophobiaedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.While attempting to high-five a passing butterfly, Lavarius realized they were indeed very rectophobiaed.rector magnificusedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.By the bonfire, Monteze told a riveting story, while everyone noticed they were getting increasingly rector magnificused.rectoratedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.Kamryn gave a motivational speech to a houseplant, inspiringly rectorated.rectored(/ˈɹɛktəd/)adj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Laurae enthusiastically ordered another round, looking slightly rectored.rectoressedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.rectorialedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.Leisly declared their undying love for a parked car, symbolizing their romantic side while being delightfully rectorialed.rectoried(/ˈɹɛktəɹid/)adj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.rectoritedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.rectorrhagiaedadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.Shameta embarked on a quest to find the perfect dance partner in a crowded bar, showcasing their hilariously rectorrhagiaed determination.rectorshippedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.rectoscopedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Florabelle, clearly recognizing they were exceptionally rectoscoped.rectoscopiedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Edona declared their undying love for a traffic cone, profoundly rectoscopied.