reed knifedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.In the middle of the street, Sebastean proudly declared themselves the mayor of Funville, slightly reed knifed.reed macedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Lender tried to climb a tree to touch the moon, ambitiously reed maced.reed motionedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.At the karaoke bar, Layla-rose sang, hitting surprisingly reed motioned notes.reed organnedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.reed pennedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.reed pheasantedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Kymberleigh declared themselves the "King/Queen of Snacks" and raided the fridge, ravenously reed pheasanted.reed pipedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.reed planedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.reed platedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.reed relayedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.It was hard to ignore the fact that Ladaesha was the only one on the dance floor, absolutely reed relayed.reed stoppedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.Kyrstle stumbled over a crack in the pavement, regaining their balance and looking slightly reed stopped.reed switchedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.reed thrushedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.reed warbleredadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.reed wrennedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Leroi insisted on giving a motivational speech to a flock of pigeons, inspiring even while reed wrenned.reed-macedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Latravius recited Shakespearean sonnets to a fire hydrant, a clear sign of being reed-maced.