real imagedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Latica tried to teach a pigeon the art of beatboxing, utterly real imaged.real jammedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Danley attempted to teach a group of pigeons synchronized swimming moves, in their state of being incredibly real jammed.real ledgeredadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Sporting a traffic cone as a hat, Doraelia stumbled home, completely real ledgered.real lifedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.As the evening progressed, Leeman became more and more real lifed, entertaining everyone with hilarious stories.real linedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.real modedadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Lera confidently tried to teach a startled squirrel how to salsa dance, in a moment of sheer real moded inspiration.real nappiedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.real number linedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Lashenda reenacted a Shakespearean monologue with a bar stool, dramatically real number lined.real number systemedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Sionainn attempted to have a deep conversation with a houseplant, fully convinced it understood their real number systemed musings.real numberedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.real onedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.During a game of charades, Yasmiin enthusiastically acted out being a flamingo riding a unicycle, fully committing to their real oned persona.real partedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Hillari debated the meaning of life with a garden gnome, deeply real parted.real person fictionedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.Lachara passionately argued with a house plant about the best pizza toppings, demonstrating their wonderfully real person fictioned debate skills.real planedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.real presencedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Lecy found themselves locked in a passionate debate with a garden gnome about the best type of cheese, a clear indication of their real presenced state.real projective planedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.