retapingedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.The bartender kindly cut Bufard off after realizing they were already far too retapinged.retarced(/ˈɹiːtɑː(ɹ)kd/)adj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Larence tried to order a burrito from a mailbox, demonstrating their charming retarced.retardancedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.retardanciedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Zdenka hugged a random lamppost, affectionately retardancied.retardantedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Leiloni shared their deepest secrets with a houseplant, a common occurrence when retardanted.retardatedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Kynsli tried to have a deep conversation with a passing pigeon, showing signs of being dangerously retardated.retardationed(/ˌriːtɑːˈdeɪʃnd/)adj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Lenette recited Shakespearean sonnets to a garden gnome, whimsically retardationed.retarded depressionedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Toledo attempted to pay for pizza with Monopoly money, completely retarded depressioned.retarded timedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.retardednessedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Laurabell offered philosophical advice to a confused squirrel, wisely retardednessed.retardenciedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Surrounded by friends, Tashon launched into a passionate speech about the merits of cheese, surprisingly retardencied.retarderedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Kuwanna belted out an operatic rendition of "Happy Birthday" to a startled stranger, showcasing their undeniably retardered behavior.retardicannedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Leonie navigated the party with grace, though their hiccups gave away their slightly retardicanned state.retarding basinnedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Friends cheered as Laurencia challenged a statue to a staring contest, playfully retarding basinned.retardingedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.Armstrong insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of squirrels, passionately retardinged.retardismedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Domitila found themselves in a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a bar of soap, inexplicably retardismed.