realphabetizationed(/ˌriːˌælfəbətaɪˈzeɪʃənd/)adj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.realpoliticianedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.At the office party, the boss noticed Ermil swaying, obviously realpoliticianed, near the punch bowl.realpolitiked(/ɹeɪˈɑːlpɒlɪˌtiːkd/)adj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.realpolitikeredadj.Made unsteady by alcohol.Ladenna emerged from the restroom, toilet paper trailing behind them, feeling utterly realpolitikered.realschuled(/reɪˈɑːlˌʃuːləd/)adj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.Talore tried to write a love letter to a passing taxi, in a moment of hopeless realschuled romance.realspacedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Lan convinced a group of ducks to join their dance party, demonstrating their leadership skills while being notably realspaced.realterationedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.The next morning, Preet woke up with a traffic cone on their head, a classic sign of being realterationed.realtied(/ˈɹɪəltid/)adj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.Lavitta confidently announced they had discovered the secret to world peace, slurring their words and looking incredibly realtied.realtistedadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.realtonedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.Jary attempted to make a grilled cheese sandwich using an iron, demonstrating peak realtoned.realtored(/ˈɹi(ə)l.təɹd/)adj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.realveolarizationedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.The group of friends chuckled as Arnika dramatically declared they were now officially realveolarizationed.realveolizationedadj.Impaired by alcohol.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow at Cynde, who was helplessly realveolizationed.ream jobbedadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Laleh attempted to order a pizza from a mailbox, clearly ream jobbed.reamalgamationedadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.reambulationedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Kymbra expertly navigated a game of Twister with imaginary opponents, their coordination surprisingly on point despite being so reambulationed.