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RI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who glows faintly enough to be found behind the bar after closing. Manika was RI'd, illuminating the pump clips while insisting she was perfectly visible. RIA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and demanding desktop conveniences from a website that has none. Zymair was RIA'd, asking the pub Wi-Fi for a filing cabinet and a proper undo button. RIB'd adj. Softened by drink into an inflatable vessel with a firm bottom, and found beached beside the bed. Tiala was RIB'd by morning, buoyant in spirit but firmly grounded beside the bed. RIC'd adj. You are drunk and assigning every container a code before anyone else can clear the table. Conred got RIC'd and catalogued the bottles while the staff waited to close. RICE boxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has put every pub mishap into a neat little container. Yeremy was RICE boxed, cataloguing spilled lager and broken coasters as separate incidents. RICE charted adj. Reduced by drink to a wall diagram of what went in, what came out, and what remained. Eillen was RICE charted, explaining the evening's dwindling stock with a finger and a beer mat. RICE tabled adj. Softened by drink into a running account of what the round began with and ended with. Denissa was RICE tabled, noting each missing measure beside the ashtray. RICE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require rest, ice, compression and elevation after meeting the furniture. Thressie was RICE'd after the sofa removed her balance and most of her dignity. RID'd adj. Drunk and failing to recognise, attend to, or remain undistracted by the route home. Northa was RID'd outside the pub, missing the taxi while explaining a sign to nobody. RIDDLE syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unusually complicated collection of symptoms, opinions, and unexplained pub movements. Mayah was RIDDLE syndromed, negotiating the doorway with remarkable difficulty and confidence. RIE'd adj. Still drunk, and removing each remaining layer of restraint by energetic, poorly targeted abrasion. Deividas went RIE'd and stripped the labels from every bottle to improve legibility. RIF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce a reduction in force for the household staff, beginning with the cat. Glyndon got RIF'd and dismissed the cat from supervising the drinks. RIFA'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes a minor social nuisance spread rapidly through every group present. Beckah got RIFA'd and carried the same grievance from table to table. RIG'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a rapid intervention group, arriving at each minor difficulty with unnecessary urgency. Quinnette got RIG'd and formed a response team around the fallen napkin. RIMA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and inhibiting every useful impulse while encouraging the least suitable one. Nemesio got RIMA'd and explained his private grievances to the entire smoking area. RIMCAS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that collision-avoidance procedures are required wherever two routes meet. Anthoney was RIMCAS'd on the landing, and passing him required formal signals from both directions.