DRUNKONYM

ribbon farmed
ribbonfished
ribbon farmedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.ribbon gummedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.The police found Kween asleep on a bench, clearly ribbon gummed.
ribbon loafedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Lauressa stumbled to the counter, unmistakably ribbon loafed.ribbon mappedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.ribbon microphonedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.Jerusalen declared that they were the next Shakespeare and began reciting poetry to a startled pigeon, hilariously ribbon microphoned.ribbon representationedadj.Showing noticeable difficulty in executing routine physical tasks due to alcohol.ribbon sealedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.ribbon snakedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.ribbon spreadedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.ribbon stampedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.ribbon wiredadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.While attempting to cook breakfast, Lanaija made pancakes in the shape of smiley faces, clearly still ribbon wired.ribbon wormedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.ribbon-tailed astrapiaedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.Landrea shared their deepest secrets with a park bench, feeling surprisingly ribbon-tailed astrapiaed.ribbonbackedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.ribboneredadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Myli attempted to make a sandwich using a shoe, displaying classic signs of being ribbonered.
ribbonfishedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.In the middle of the crowded party, a ribbonfished Raydrick attempted to pet a passing dog, much to the confusion of the dog's owner.
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