DRUNKONYM

ridge boarded
ridgeboned
ridge boardedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.Lailany attempted to make pancakes using a shoe as a spatula, a classic move when feeling ridge boarded.ridge coursedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.
ridge harrowedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.ridge ploughedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.ridge poledadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.ridge pushedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.ridge roadedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.ridge ropedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Jered debated the merits of various pizza toppings with a park bench, convincingly ridge roped.ridge tentedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.ridge ventedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.While ridge vented, Kymorah decided they were the world's leading expert on the mating habits of garden gnomes.ridge-bonedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.ridge-runneredadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.ridgebackedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Lamart, who was clearly ridgebacked.ridgebandedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.Witnessing Layson enthusiastically attempt to high-five a penguin, it was clear they were feeling ridgebanded.ridgeboardedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.Tyneil mistook a painting for a window and tried to climb through it, showcasing their truly ridgeboarded perception.
ridgeboned(/ˈɹɪd͡ʒbəʊnd/)adj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.In the midst of grocery shopping, Jeffreyjames was spotted absentmindedly swaying in the cereal aisle, completely blitzed.
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