river carpedadj.Shown by stumbling or falling due to drinking.river chickenedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.river chubbedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.river crabbedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Lanetra tried to negotiate a peace treaty between a pineapple and a watermelon, diplomatically river crabbed.river doggedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Ladaisia mistook a sandwich for a phone, exemplifying their river dogged state.river dolphinnedadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.river dunedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.river godded(/ˈɹɪvə ˌɡɒdd/)adj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.A group of joggers exchanged amused glances as Arminas attempted to join their morning run, clearly river godded.river gummedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.In the midst of a bustling street market, Yamika stumbled over a shoelace, clearly river gummed.river hoggedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.river horsedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.The supermarket cashier raised an eyebrow as Brooklen debated the finer points of cheese, clearly river horsed.river jackedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.river lampreyedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.In the corner of the room, Lecta sat quietly, looking thoughtful and slightly river lampreyed.river mouthedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.Lainie burst into laughter at the sight of a rubber duck, uncontrollably river mouthed.river musselledadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.At the party, Leen was discovered to be perfectly river musselled.river oatsedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.