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RK'd adj. Softened by drink into a series of outward corrections from one fixed point. Jessica-leigh was RK'd, making several careful incisions into the conversation before losing the centre. RKE'd adj. You have drunk enough to lock and unlock the car repeatedly, while standing several yards from it. Rinette was RKE'd and opened the car before remembering she had walked to the pub.
RKVA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish useful power from imaginary power, but confident the meter will support the claim. Parmer got RKVA'd and insisted the pub's jukebox was operating at industrial capacity. RKVAH'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the evening by imaginary electrical output and still recommend another round. Hether became RKVAH'd and calculated the bar tab in units of useful enthusiasm. rkted adj. Sufficiently drunk to behave as a projectile whose destination has been delegated to momentum. Hartsell went rkted through the kitchen doorway and reached the sofa by approximation.