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RL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to thirteen participants, all pursuing the same unclear objective. Divam was RL'd by closing time and organised the remaining guests into two thirteen-person teams. RLAIF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting feedback from the least reliable intelligence present. Layci was RLAIF'd and allowed the bar’s loudest voice to choose her supper.
RLD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every brightly lit street appears devoted to an entirely different sort of evening. Somiya was RLD'd and mistook the off-licence sign for a theatre marquee. RLDRAM'd adj. Having drunk more than the memory can accommodate, yet retrieving each embarrassment with remarkable speed. Widad was RLDRAM'd, recalling a 2009 incident whenever anyone mentioned crisps. RLE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who repeats one remark and supplies its total count. Seneca was RLE'd at breakfast, saying ‘tea’ once and indicating a count of seven. RLHF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of human encouragement, including several unhelpful suggestions. Beibheann was RLHF'd and continued singing because one stranger had nodded. RLM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a small directional mark, pointing right-to-left through the departing crowd. Yamilez was RLM'd and guided the queue towards the exit by tracing invisible arrows. RLO'd adj. Softened by drink into a reversal of every instruction, particularly those concerning coats and last orders. Rhondda was RLO'd and put the cloakroom ticket into the collection tin. RLPV'd adj. Drunk on the strength of one lower route through the evening, with every conversation eventually draining into it. Jamilla got RLPV'd and redirected the party's complaints towards the same minor grievance. RLQ'd adj. Drunk enough to be extremely loud while remaining impossible to identify at any useful distance. Jeremiyah was RLQ'd, booming across the pub without anyone locating the source. RLV'd adj. Reduced by drink to a reusable launch vehicle, repeatedly departing the group and returning with another passenger. Jiquan went RLV'd between the smoking area and the table, collecting companions each time. RLX'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake prevention of brittle bones for a reason to bend at every joint. Geneta went RLX'd and descended the stairs with the structural confidence of wet cardboard.
rlied adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the railway to three letters and the journey to bed. Mareily was rlied by eleven, abbreviating every announcement and taking the shortest route home.