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RM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of old money, and unable to make change for a glass of water. Camoren was RM'd and paid for toast with obsolete notes found under the sofa. RMA'd adj. Softened by drink into something the off-licence may reasonably be asked to take back. Keshante was RMA'd before supper, and tried returning a half-empty bag of crisps.
RMB'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the nearest cluster of letterboxes as a social gathering. Gustin spent twenty minutes posting imaginary invitations through the roadside boxes, thoroughly RMB'd. RMD'd adj. Drunk to the point where payment is made immediately, before the purchase is understood. Elisha-may became RMD'd and bought the next round before choosing her own drink. RMG'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a garment that was made already and therefore required no judgement. Abigaille became RMG'd and dressed for the journey without discovering where it led. RMHHerred adj. Drunk past the point of discussing hip-hop without turning the bar into a newsgroup. Annajo was RMHHerred and reviewed every track on the jukebox for an unwilling audience. RMI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to invoke yesterday's methods from the remote end of the bed. Armistice woke RMI'd and called for last night's confidence from under the duvet. RMI-IIOP'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends remote requests through an unnecessarily elaborate route before anything happens. Kawaiola was RMI-IIOP'd, asking the barmaid for crisps through two intermediaries. RML'd adj. Having drunk enough to proceed from the muzzle of the evening with no useful control thereafter. Tamaya got RML'd and left the pub in a straight line only by accident. RMMV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who carries every message to the kitchen by the longest available route. Kowanna was RMMV'd and delivered news of the empty jug through three separate rooms. RMP'd adj. Softened by drink into carrying a plan for hazards which nobody has retained. James-lee was RMP'd and produced a laminated scheme for navigating the garden gate. RMS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who squares every glass before taking their mean. Stephenee was RMS'd, arranging the tumblers in numerical order beside the sink. RMSF'd adj. Drunk and feverishly convinced that every ordinary warmth is an urgent diagnosis. Hines got RMSF'd and took his flushed face as evidence requiring a second opinion. RMT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and touring the pub's media outlets without having been invited. Daezon was RMT'd and gave the fruit machine a detailed account of the evening. RMU'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the assembled company has become a removal unit. Aakriti got RMU'd and organised Oluwafolahanmi and two strangers into escorting everyone home.
rmgrouped adj. Reduced by drink to deleting each social circle immediately after joining it. Thamara got rmgrouped and announced the dissolution of the table's friendship before dessert.
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