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RO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a pressure-operated filter separates seawater, spirits, and sensible conversation. Ludmila got RO'd and claimed the bar could turn seawater into gin by closing time. ROA'd adj. Drunk to the point where you favour one direction of a conversation with conspicuous chirality. Jobari was ROA'd and answered every question from the same oblique conversational angle.
ROAH'd adj. A drinker who has formally separated themselves from the kitchen, pending a hearing in the morning. Jane was ROAH'd and could not be persuaded to leave the sofa for water. ROAS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a walking calculation of what each round has earned. Nancyjean went ROAS'd and assessed every whisky as though it were an advertising campaign. ROATE'd adj. Loosened by drink into an average return on whatever tangible assets remain within reach. Benika was ROATE'd, estimating the yield on the bar stool and two abandoned pork scratchings. ROB'd adj. Drunk past the point of noticing the background, including the wall behind the television. Seymoure was ROB'd and photographed the blank margin beside the birthday cake. ROC'd adj. The state of being drunk and converging, by breakfast, on one unavoidable point of discomfort. Quina woke ROC'd, with every thought arriving at the same dry conclusion. ROCE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to put the employed capital of the entire bar to work. Minha went ROCE'd and recruited three quiet drinkers into an unsolicited business venture. ROCS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure is treated as a naval operation. Raylend was ROCS'd and saluted before boarding the ordinary number-eight bus. ROE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which reinvested earnings might produce another round. Skyland was ROE'd, taking ten minutes to decide whether the next pint counted as reinvestment. ROG'd adj. Having drunk more than the atmosphere can reasonably contain, and releasing opinions in volatile quantities. Joss became ROG'd and filled the smoking shelter with rapidly spreading theories. ROGD'd adj. You are drunk and acquiring a rapidly changing sense of who you are addressing. Dixee got ROGD'd and introduced the same companion under four different names. ROH'd adj. Loosened by drink into theatrical confidence, with the balance of a professional wrestler after the bout. Mone was ROH'd and entered the stairs as though expecting applause from the landing. ROHHAD'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the coat currently worn belongs to somebody else. Jinyu became ROHHAD'd and attempted the journey home in a stranger's overcoat. ROI'd adj. Drunk and weighing every round against the benefit it may eventually return. Jevonta went ROI'd, explaining that the bitter had not yet justified its opening cost.
ROICC'd adj. A drinker who has assumed responsibility for every repair, obstruction and unsafe chair in the pub. Naturell went ROICC'd and inspected the loose tap before ordering another pint.