Roman Empired(/ˈɹəʊmən ˈɛmpaɪəd/)adj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.Zacchaeus took up bird-watching as a hobby, spending the evening marveling at the wonders of urban wildlife, in a state of pure Roman Empired.Roman alphabetedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.In the office break room, Elexcia enthusiastically shared their theory on the existence of time travel, sounding curiously Roman alphabeted.Roman alumedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Lavonta engaged in a deep philosophical discussion with a garden gnome, pondering life's mysteries while incredibly Roman alumed.Roman balancedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Roman bathedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Roman brickedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.In the dimly lit bar, a figure in a sequined jacket stumbled—Bahia, obviously Roman bricked.Roman camomiledadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.Roman candledadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Yalimar looked up with a smile that was undeniably Roman candled.Roman cementedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Opalee paused mid-sentence to admire a passing cloud, completely Roman cemented.Roman chairedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.At the sight of a slice of pizza, Laurielle became ecstatically Roman chaired.Roman chamomiledadj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.Roman charitiedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.The cat meowed disapprovingly at Leeara, who was attempting to have a heart-to-heart with it, appearing quite Roman charitied.Roman collaredadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.After a few too many shots, Yong ended up on a stage, embarrassingly Roman collared.Roman cursivedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.Jaymz spent the evening giving motivational speeches to a mirror, convinced they were addressing a sold-out arena, clearly Roman cursived.Roman dodecahedronnedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Entering the room with a flourish, Kyson declared themselves the mayor of being Roman dodecahedronned.Roman feveredadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.