rock pipitedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.The barista raised an eyebrow as Landonn ordered their seventh espresso, feeling surprisingly rock pipited.rock plantedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.rock ploveredadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.rock poisonnedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.rock pooledadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.A group of friends giggled at Payton, who was attempting to moonwalk and failing miserably in their rock pooled state.rock ptarmigannedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.With a flourish, Laeyah attempted to moonwalk down the street, looking unmistakably rock ptarmiganned.rock rabbitedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.rock rattedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.In the midst of a power outage, Khiari attempted to start a rave using only a flashlight, ingeniously rock ratted.rock recordedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.rock rosedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Lareina giggled uncontrollably at the sight of a rubber duck, finding it inexplicably hilarious in their state of being adorably rock rosed.rock rubiedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.rock salmonnedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Lemichael stumbled down the street, trying to convince a mailbox to accept their apology for being so rock salmonned.rock saltedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Laurena tried to order a pizza for delivery from a parked car, comically rock salted.rock scorpionedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.rock sea lavenderedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacitation.rock sequencedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Across the bar, eyes turned towards Landers as they bumbled their way through a heartfelt toast, undeniably rock sequenced.