rock whoredadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Lynnann debated the merits of wearing socks with sandals with a passing stranger, in a state of pure rock whored.rock wooledadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.A group of concerned friends found Lerhonda sitting cross-legged on the kitchen floor, looking particularly rock wooled.rock wrennedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.rock'n'rolledadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spockedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Dragomir challenged a mailbox to a staring contest, feeling particularly rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spocked.rock-bottomedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.rock-climberedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.The morning after the party, Cherea woke up feeling incredibly rock-climbered.rock-climbingedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.rock-fishedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.Bianna debated the merits of wearing a tutu in everyday life, surprisingly rock-fished.rock-glassedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.The day after, Latari pieced together the events of the night before, realizing just how rock-glassed they had been.rock-jumperedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.Enjoying the festivities, Leone was spotted wearing a lampshade, looking incredibly rock-jumpered.rock-n-rolledadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Lacarlos attempted a cartwheel in a crowded bar, tumbling over in their rock-n-rolled state.rock-oiledadj.Showing effects of alcohol.rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spockedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.Lakeley could be heard reciting Shakespearean sonnets to a garden gnome, their eloquence undiminished by their rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spocked condition.rock-paper-scissorsedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.rock-wallabiedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Myreya challenged a stranger to a thumb war, fiercely rock-wallabied.