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RR'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub's straightest route home for a permanent line of travel. Annahbella was RR'd and followed the pavement as though trains might appear behind her. RRAM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who stores each new misstep as a permanent change in conductance. Micco was RRAM'd, recording every stumble and repeating the successful ones. RRAT'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to appear briefly, pulse once, and vanish beneath the duvet. Temple was RRAT'd, making one bright remark before disappearing upstairs. RRBS'd adj. You are drunk and reducing every account of the evening to a small, selectively treated sample. Kavinayan was RRBS'd, sequencing the party through three representative anecdotes and one surviving receipt. RRD'd adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every local improvement requires a separate committee and a grant application. Jahvonte got RRD'd and proposed a rural development board for the pub garden. RREF'd adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to its leading point and eliminated all unnecessary ambiguity. Symya was RREF'd, arranging the argument into tidy rows before forgetting the conclusion. RROD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the person presents several warning lights and no convincing account of the failure. Amechi was RROD'd, blinking solemnly while Kayleigh-anne searched for the missing power button. RRP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and appraising every pint as though the recommended price were binding. Randine got RRP'd and challenged the till over the customary value of a packet of nuts. RRR'd adj. Drunk to the point where your heartbeat keeps time with the rounds, regular and unconcerned. Keynon was RRR'd by last orders, yet insisted his pulse was keeping excellent time. RRSP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and investing in future security through one final Canadian-sized contribution. Denis-andrei went RRSP'd and described the last round as a retirement strategy. RRT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring respiratory therapy from the open kitchen window. Avren got RRT'd and spent the evening breathing carefully beside the open window. RRV'd adj. You have drunk enough to change from pavement travel to a track-bound route without lowering anything first. Erno went RRV'd and tried to reach the snug by rolling along the bar rail. RRoD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the faculties displaying a small, ominous circle of red warnings. Nalijah became RRoD'd and required Jasminn to restart the conversation from the beginning. rRNA'd adj. Of a drinker who has become the structural backbone of the party, despite being unable to stand unaided. Eiko was rRNA'd at last orders, supporting the group while leaning heavily on the bar. rrauped adj. Drunk since last orders, and warning the whole bar about an eagle nobody else can see. Aarren became rrauped and gave a sharp alarm call whenever someone approached the crisps. rrhoidsed adj. Having drunk more than the seating arrangements can reasonably accommodate. Janeidy got rrhoidsed and regarded every pub chair as a calculated risk.