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RTS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the room into a theatre of troop movements and regrettable tactical decisions. Tanden became RTS'd and deployed friends towards the kebab shop in three separate formations. RTT'd adj. Reduced by drink to sending every remark somewhere distant and waiting for its return. Tamaria became RTT'd and paused beside the sink for the reply to an ordinary question. RTTI'd adj. Slowed by drink to identifying everyone by their underlying type, particularly those carrying toast. Shantazia was RTTI'd by breakfast, classifying each visitor before remembering their names. RTTY'd (/ˈɹɪtid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a slow stream of typed messages, each arriving from a different part of the morning. Norita was RTTY'd, sending clipped updates from the sofa as though connected by a failing signal. RTU'd adj. Loosened by drink into a remote terminal, receiving commands from the nearest person with a chair. Lygia was RTU'd, transmitting reports from the sofa and accepting biscuits as instructions. RTV'd adj. You have drunk enough to administer a shortened pharmaceutical solution to every problem in the room. Teneeka got RTV'd and recommended the same abbreviated remedy for heartbreak, taxis and indigestion. RTX'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a mild social inconvenience register as considerable heat. Deauna was RTX'd by the suggestion of one further drink. rtPA'd adj. Having drunk more than the morning can dissolve, leaving yesterday's clots of thought intact. rtaed adj. Too drunk to accept that the universe has an order, particularly where the crisps are concerned. rted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the route home from every other course available. rtvijjed adj. Having drunk more than a pub ceremony can reasonably contain, yet still officiating. Leonel became rtvijjed and consecrated the pork scratchings before handing them round. rtvikked adj. You have drunk enough to treat the barmaid's pouring hand as a priestly instrument. Scheryl got rtvikked and bowed slightly whenever the landlord approached with a fresh pint. rtwted adj. Drunk by the third round, and abbreviating every conversation until only agreement remains.