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RV'd adj. Of a drinker: living temporarily in a mobile extension of the evening, with no intention of parking the plan. Zaylen got RV'd and tried to fit the entire party into a stationary armchair. RVA'd adj. Slowed by drink to an address within the evening rather than a place in the world. Thy was RVA'd and gave the coat stand an address before sitting down.
RVF'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the body's temperature, balance, and intentions remain on speaking terms. Mari was RVF'd, flushed and unsteady beneath the entirely ordinary pub lighting. RVH'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and making every breath sound like it has been promoted. Hrithika was RVH'd, climbing the stairs with an impressive but unnecessary chest-led rhythm. RVO'd adj. Too drunk to perform the return-value optimisation of remembering why the round was ordered. Xanthus was RVO'd, making the long route back to the bar for no apparent reason. RVOT'd adj. Still drunk, and directing all remaining momentum through one unreliable internal exit. Terrail was RVOT'd, propelling himself towards the door while the rest of him negotiated. RVP'd adj. Softened by drink into an emergency meeting point for coats, lost phones and unfinished journeys. Olani became RVP'd and was stationed beneath the pub sign for collection. RVR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every journey home is judged by the distance one can see along the pavement. Ikenna got RVR'd and began assessing visibility between the pub and the taxi rank. RVV'd adj. Having drunk enough to make every social exchange clot faster than intended. Leialoha got RVV'd and turned a casual greeting into a fixed alliance by midnight. RVerred adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every nearby gathering place as a destination worth touring. Zaafir got RVerred and led Lindra through two car parks before finding the actual pub. rvalue referenced adj. Drunk beyond being bound to the present, with each step referring to the one just missed. Deshanta was rvalue referenced, pointing at the stairs while attempting to move in their direction.
rvalued adj. Drunk past the point of being able to stand on your own merits. Rabia was rvalued, leaning on the banister whenever the conversation required a vertical answer.