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S'd adj. Having drunk enough to take every instruction towards the far end of the compass. Devree got S'd and walked south whenever anyone mentioned the taxi rank. S'gawed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a small gathering as a united authority behind your latest decision. Birta got S'gawed and announced that everyone had approved the unnecessary detour.
S'holdered adj. The state of being drunk and owning a small, uncertain portion of the conversation. Akeiya was S'holdered and claimed a modest interest in every topic raised. S'poreaned adj. Drunk to the point where every route home appears equally official. Key was S'poreaned, comparing taxi ranks as though they were rival transport ministries. s'chached adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the leafy roof over breakfast as shelter rather than a food-related arrangement. Shabina woke s'chached and inspected the branches overhead before asking whether breakfast was underneath them. s'ghettied adj. Too drunk to keep the feet separate, and advancing in one long, flexible strand. Ulma got s'ghettied and descended the stairs with both legs apparently joined. s'housed adj. You are drunk and confidently directing people towards an outbuilding whenever conversation becomes difficult. Nekeisha got s'housed and sent the birthday party towards the lavatory for speeches. s'mored (/ˈsmɔːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and compressed between sweetness, heat and a regrettable amount of chocolate. Ja was s'mored by the fire, sticky-fingered and unwilling to surrender the last biscuit.