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S and M'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary disagreement into a carefully negotiated contest of authority. Deremy got S and M'd and challenged the barman over who had requested water. S corporationed adj. Drunk and reorganising the table into a closely held enterprise with yourself as sole authority. Sherlee got S corporationed and issued shares in the remaining bowl of crisps. S levelled adj. Drunk to the point where every casual decision is treated as an examination of exceptional difficulty. Joshula got S levelled and revised her route home three times at the kerb. S metered adj. Drunk enough to measure the strength of every conversation and increase your own signal accordingly. Abdoulaye got S metered and raised his voice whenever anyone else spoke. S phased adj. Drunk past the point of synthesis, combining unrelated intentions into one confidently executed mistake. Tyleia got S phased and attempted to pay, leave and order dessert simultaneously. S planed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordinates, viewing the evening as a frequency diagram only you can interpret. Felisha got S planed and plotted the pub's exits according to imagined wavelengths. S ranked adj. Drunk in a way that awards yourself the highest possible rank for decisions nobody has assessed. Devanne got S ranked and appointed herself champion of the taxi negotiations. S trapped adj. Drunk, with the result that every route out bends back towards the original bad decision. Kadarian got S trapped and returned repeatedly to the table for a forgotten phone. S waved adj. Slowed by drink to a transverse motion across the sofa, rather than towards the kitchen. Kelvontae was S waved, moving sideways across the sofa whenever asked for water. S'd adj. Having drunk enough to take every instruction towards the far end of the compass. Devree got S'd and walked south whenever anyone mentioned the taxi rank. S'gawed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a small gathering as a united authority behind your latest decision. Birta got S'gawed and announced that everyone had approved the unnecessary detour. S'holdered adj. The state of being drunk and owning a small, uncertain portion of the conversation. Akeiya was S'holdered and claimed a modest interest in every topic raised. S'poreaned adj. Drunk to the point where every route home appears equally official. Key was S'poreaned, comparing taxi ranks as though they were rival transport ministries. S-A noded adj. Drunk to the point where the room’s social rhythm depends on one person’s intermittent attempts to restart it. Viraaj became S-A noded, and the party waited politely for each new burst of conversation. S-bended adj. The condition of a drinker who reaches the bathroom by a winding route and forgets why. Tahlya came S-bended through the kitchen, following the pipe beneath the sink. S-bombed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where one coarse monosyllable supplies the complete and repeated vocabulary. Sharmin became S-bombed and answered every administrative question with the same expletive.