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SCMP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has prepared a plan for every possible mistake and made all of them. Martiza was SCMP'd, carrying a contingency plan for the stairs that failed at the first step. SCN'd adj. Reduced by drink to a microscopic, cyst-bound nuisance which flourishes wherever the roots of discussion are disturbed. Alique was SCN'd and worried at the roots of every conversation in the room. SCNR'd adj. Describing a drinker who maintains a respectable ratio of meaning to noise only by speaking quietly. Iviannah was SCNR'd, barely audible but remarkably clear about the crisps. SCO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made every object in the pub available for sharing. Laruen went SCO'd and circulated the crisps, the darts, and somebody else's umbrella. SCOBY'd (/ˈskəʊbid/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a lively culture of bacteria, yeast and mutually agreed poor decisions. Normand was SCOBY'd by the third round and began fermenting a plan for breakfast. SCOP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every household appliance is assessed for efficiency before the kettle is boiled. Royzell got SCOP'd and calculated the kettle's performance before making tea. SCP'd (/ˈɛs.siˌpid/) adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a formal prosecution of whoever left the kitchen light on. Dartagnon was SCP'd and presented evidence against the unattended saucepan. SCPHN'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely administer to the general public. Ulisses was SCPHN'd and began offering unsolicited guidance to strangers near the bar. SCPO'd adj. Drunk and issuing precise naval orders about shore leave, coats and the next available cab. Haegen went SCPO'd and organised the departing party by coat, destination and likelihood of falling asleep. SCR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to rectify the current of the evening, then trip over the power lead. Swiyyah got SCR'd and attempted to rectify the evening before tripping over the extension cable. SCRAM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a firearm-like certainty about opening the fridge again. Asiaonna was SCRAM'd, announcing that the leftovers required immediate and decisive attention. SCRP'd adj. Loosened by drink into a reinforced but increasingly flexible structure, best supported by the sofa and a glass of water. Issamar was SCRP'd and folded neatly into the sofa beside the kitchen. SCS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has been placed somewhere monitored, hygienic, and not intended for dancing. Leoric was SCS'd, seated carefully while the room continued without him. SCSU'd adj. Drunk enough to compress last night's events into a smaller, less intelligible file by breakfast. Amneh was SCSU'd, reducing the party to three abbreviations and a damaged timestamp. SCT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that you transplant an untested idea directly into the evening's main programme. Issabella got SCT'd and moved the entire party to a hotel she had not booked. SCTS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every staircase into a training exercise requiring orders, drills, and supervision. Kaoutar got SCTS'd and appointed Sanayah safety officer for the journey upstairs.