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Scorpioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a defensive disposition and a dangerously pointed manner of emphasis. Janmichael was Scorpioned and answered a harmless question with a lengthy, guarded silence. Scorpsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a rock concert for a governing principle of conduct. Overa grew Scorpsed and treated the coat rack as an appropriate venue for a guitar solo. Scotch Baptisted adj. Sharpened by drink into doctrinal precision on matters which had not previously required a denomination. Delmonta was Scotch Baptisted and divided the biscuit question into principles and exceptions. Scotch Gamed adj. Loosened by drink into opening boldly, exchanging pieces freely and overlooking the board's obvious objections. Mildrid was Scotch Gamed and sacrificed a napkin, two opinions and the evening's remaining composure. Scotch Greyed adj. Drunk to the point where you stand upright, plume yourself, and peck at crumbs beside the cooker. Shameta was Scotch Greyed, surveying the kitchen from beside the bread bin. Scotch argused adj. Emboldened by drink to display dark, mottled confidence in unsuitable surroundings. Crowell was Scotch argused and stood out against the pale wallpaper with considerable self-assurance. Scotch attorneyed adj. Slowed by drink to the contemplative pace of a tree, while retaining a firm opinion about signatures. Monquez was Scotch attorneyed and took several minutes to autograph the birthday card correctly. Scotch barleyed adj. Drunk and pleasantly hulled from ordinary conversation, retaining only the serviceable grain of an argument. Jex was Scotch barleyed and contributed one sound sentence after discarding the rest of the paragraph. Scotch blued adj. Drunk to the point where the complexion and the opinions have both acquired a dark blue-magenta cast. Brenen was Scotch blued and addressed the violet lamps as though they had taken sides. Scotch boilered adj. Drunk enough to generate considerable internal pressure while remaining nominally maritime and upright. Alsexander was Scotch boilered and required venting through a prolonged account of the taxi journey. Scotch bonnet peppered adj. Of a drinker: left with a hot, lingering head and an urgent need for water by morning. Xamara was Scotch bonnet peppered, sipping milk as though it were medicinal. Scotch bonneted adj. You are drunk and waking with a woollen hat somehow still on, though not necessarily yours. Emiry woke Scotch bonneted, with the tam o'shanter on the bedside lamp. Scotch broomed adj. Of a drinker who has swept through the evening and is now standing thinly upright among the remnants. Melinna woke Scotch broomed, clearing bottles from the floor before attempting tea. Scotch brothed (/skɒt͡ʃ bɹɒθd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a complete restorative meal by morning, with barley-like heaviness. Grace-kelly came downstairs Scotch brothed and requested meat, vegetables, and silence. Scotch capped adj. A drinker who has woken under a misplaced hat and considers this adequate morning attire. Jahdiel appeared Scotch capped, wearing yesterday's cap and yesterday's expression. Scotch coffeed adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast requires boiling yesterday's biscuits before it can be contemplated. Saresa woke Scotch coffeed and softened crackers in a mug of hot water.