shantymanned
shape-noted

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shantymanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a ship and the glass of water a crew. shantytowned adj. Drunk to a degree that the room's cushions and blankets become a settlement of makeshift dwellings. Ladashia was shantytowned, surrounded by blankets and unable to leave the sofa.
shanyavskited adj. Of a drinker: amorphous, pale, and not readily improved by further handling. shanzhaied (/ʃɑːnˈd͡ʒaɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting the kitchen's inferior substitutes as genuine household goods. shanzhisided adj. Drunk on the strength of a bitter botanical compound, with the sofa acting as treatment. Coleon was shanzhisided and took the glass of water medicinally beside the sofa. shaobinged (/ˌʃaʊˈbɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and layered into the sofa like a sesame-topped flatbread. Orville was shaobinged, settling into the sofa in several careful layers. shaojiued adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the glass of water as an afterthought to strong spirits. shaomaied adj. Having drunk enough to regard steamed dumplings as a complete and portable solution to the journey home. shaoweied adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the cold remains of dinner as though running a late-night stall. Alikai was shaoweied, inspecting the kitchen leftovers from the sofa. shape memory alloyed adj. Too drunk to remain deformed: after water and warmth, you return slowly to the sofa's original position. Laquania shape memory alloyed back towards the sofa after water and warmth. shape noted adj. Reduced by drink to assigning geometric authority to music and expecting the room to comply. shape operatored adj. Having drunk enough to inspect the sofa's curves as though calculating a surface's local change. shape poemed adj. Having drunk more than enough to arrange the cushions into a pattern resembling the subject of the poem. shape poetried adj. You have drunk enough to turn the domestic aftermath into verse arranged around the sofa. shape rotatored adj. You are drunk and solving the kitchen's geometry while failing to rotate yourself off the sofa. Lyon was shape rotatored, calculating the shortest route to water without taking it.
shape-noted adj. Sufficiently drunk to sing psalms whose note-heads resemble the mugs left round the kitchen. Deora became shape-noted and assigned different pitches to the glasses by the sink.