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shape-shiftered adj. Too drunk to retain one appearance, one opinion, or one seat for more than five minutes. shape-upped adj. Of a drinker: summoned to improve their condition, but chiefly by straightening the sofa cushions. shapeabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become readily mouldable by blankets, cushions, and the available sofa space. shapechanged adj. Drunk beyond recognising the same face in the saloon mirror twice. Alivia-rose became shapechanged, finding a different stranger in the saloon mirror each time. shapechangered adj. Drunk in a way that has you becoming a different sort of pub customer between drinks. shaped (/ʃeɪpd/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding the sofa's condition as a complete account of the evening. shaped diapered adj. Drunk, with the result that you require fastening into a carefully fitted arrangement before leaving. shaped nappied adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for fastening into a snug, purpose-made arrangement before bedtime. Rubye was shaped nappied after the last round and carried home beneath a coat. shapednessed (/ˈʃeɪptnəsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of having acquired a very particular outline, though nobody can say which. shapefiled adj. Drunk on the strength of a map-like certainty about every route to the bar. shapelessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer possessing a form distinct from the furniture. shapeleted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to one recognisable feature by which the regulars identify you. shapelinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the mirror has improved considerably. Erville was shapelinessed, admiring his reflection in the optics cabinet. shapered (/ˈʃeɪpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and actively remodelling the conversation into something less troublesome. Katheine became shapered, remodelling the conversation into a less troublesome but scarcely intelligible proposition. shapeshiftered (/ˈʃeɪpʃɪftəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a different person whenever someone buys another round. Deivids was shapeshiftered, alternately the landlord, the bouncer, and a minor poet. shapeshiftinged adj. Having drunk enough to change form between the bar and the fruit machine.