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shapestered adj. Having drunk more than the dressmaker can comfortably pin, alter, or disguise. shapeuped adj. You have drunk enough to recruit strangers for day work before the landlord intervenes. Gabryella went shapeuped and hired two men from the bar to repaint the shed. shapeweared adj. You are drunk and being held together by garments chosen for structural rather than sartorial reasons. Jon-luc was shapeweared, relying on his tightest waistcoat to remain vertical. shapinged adj. Of a drinker: steadily moulding the evening into a version that suits the next round. shapkaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a fur hat, whether needed or not, and will not remove it. Krist arrived shapkaed and wore the borrowed cap through the entire quiz. shapometered adj. Describing a drinker who attempts to measure the changing geometry of the room with a pint glass. shaponoed adj. Too drunk to accept separate tables, and determined to turn the whole pub into one communal shelter. shapooed adj. A drinker who has acquired the steady, woolly persistence of a hill sheep. shapsed adj. Drunk on the strength of the banister, with the legs otherwise having little protective purpose. shar-peied adj. The state of being drunk and deeply wrinkled by concentration on a difficult crisps packet. sharabed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken wine for a general solution to the evening. sharabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where sharing a thought requires a formal application. sharagaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting clandestine research into where the crisps have gone. shararaed adj. Reduced by drink to loose trousers, loose plans, and an unusually confident way of sitting. sharashkaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still developing a classified method for reaching the taxi rank. sharawadgied (/ˌʃa.ɹəˈwa.dʒid/) adj. Too drunk to impose order on the garden, but capable of making the wheelbarrow seem intentional.