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sharawaggied adj. Sufficiently drunk to reject symmetry, straight lines, and the sensible location of the patio door. sharbated adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the fruit cordial for a diplomatic settlement. sharbinged adj. Having drunk more than the bookmaker, and now treating the kitchen table as an exchange. sharded (/ʃɑːdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to divide the evening into sharp fragments, chiefly around the glassware. shardinged adj. Of a drinker who has divided the conversation into smaller units, each handling one request badly. share and share aliked adj. A drinker who has reached the constitutional position that every chip belongs equally to everyone. share capitaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's entire financial structure appears financed by loose change. share dilutioned adj. The state of being drunk and gradually losing one's stake in the conversation as more people arrive. share economied adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted every possession into a communal resource, including the umbrella. share forward accumulatored adj. The drunkenness of one who has promised tomorrow's confidence against tonight's borrowed pint. share herdered adj. Drunk past the point of keeping companions together, while attempting to manage their movements for a promised collective benefit. share herdinged adj. Drunk, with the result that companions are rounded up, redistributed and charged for losses they did not cause. share housed adj. Reduced by drink to occupying a furnished residence whose common areas include the pavement. share milkered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes moving cattle between farms seem like a reasonable domestic task. Jaxsyn was share milkered and offered to rotate the neighbour's cows. share milkinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and calmly transferring imaginary cattle between farms. share of the pied adj. Softened by drink into accepting a modest portion of the pie, provided it has gravy.