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share splitted adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing one modest bill into a number of highly theoretical holdings. share taxied adj. Loosened by drink into travelling collectively, though nobody can agree where the vehicle is going. share-herded adj. Emboldened by drink to drive a flock of opinions towards one narrow doorway. share-herdered adj. Drunk beyond reliable supervision, yet still directing the group as though everyone's behaviour produced a dividend. Roseanna was share-herdered, allocating everyone’s remaining judgement as though it paid dividends. share-herdinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a loose gathering into livestock management, to the irritation of everyone involved. share-milkered adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding dairy animals as a jointly managed undertaking. share-milkinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and managing a dairy estate that exists chiefly in conversation. Chipper was share-milkinged and appointed Tihani to oversee the western pasture. share-outed adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute every object in reach between parties of his own devising. Keyson became share-outed and allotted the bar snacks between three strangers without consulting anyone. shareabilitied adj. Drunk and making every object technically available to others, including the item currently in use. shareabled (/ˈʃɛəɹ.ə.bəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where everything appears suitable for sharing, particularly the food on someone else's plate. sharebaited (/ˈʃɛɹ.beɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn every conversation into a sensational headline, regardless of who has to read it. sharebeamed adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest table as farm machinery, while your companions clear a working distance. Nedda grew sharebeamed and rested both elbows on the table as though preparing to plough it. shareboned adj. Of a drinker: anatomically confident, socially misplaced, and explaining the distinction to people who did not ask. sharebrokered adj. Of a drinker who has turned every friendship into a transaction, with acquaintances negotiating terms for continued company. sharebrokinged adj. Describing a drinker who keeps trading conversational value, leaving everyone else to decide whether to sell. sharecroppered adj. A drinker who pays for hospitality in stories, opinions and partial control of the conversation.