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sharecroppinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every social gathering is farmed for a small return of attention. Mary-ann became sharecroppinged and harvested anecdotes from each unwilling neighbour. shared (/ʃɛəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who distributes opinions, possessions, and the final chip without discrimination. shared appreciation mortgaged adj. The state of being drunk and expecting the company to appreciate your increasing value, eventually, despite present evidence. shared carded adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every bystander as jointly responsible for the next decision. shared lane markinged adj. The drunkenness of one who removes all social right of way, expecting pedestrians and conversations to accommodate him. Sheliyah grew shared lane markinged and crossed three conversations without signalling. shared pointered adj. Reduced by drink to a common conversational address, with several people attempting to steer the same wandering attention. shared serviced adj. Softened by drink into a communal support requirement, with several acquaintances providing basic operational assistance. shared spaced adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who removes every boundary between private movement and public inconvenience. Jabre grew shared spaced and wandered through the queue as though road rules had been repealed. shared taxied adj. Loosened by drink into a passenger who joins any departing vehicle, provided it appears to contain room and goodwill. shared universed adj. Emboldened by drink to assign every acquaintance a continuing role in an imaginary series about the evening. shared use pathed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of the least steady traveller, while companions form an orderly route around you. sharednessed adj. Drunk and convinced that privacy is merely an unfinished form of public conversation. shareed (/ˌʃɛˈɹiːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every object, anecdote and remaining drink belongs equally to everyone present. sharefarmered adj. Drunk enough to cultivate other people's goodwill, expecting a conversational harvest later in the evening. sharefarminged adj. Describing a drinker who has surrendered the evening's assets in return for a doubtful percentage of tomorrow. shareherdered adj. Drunk in a way that makes other people's whereabouts a personal responsibility and their movements a source of income. Tennyson became shareherdered and gathered strangers into a group nobody had authorised.