shareherdinged
sharemilkered

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shareherdinged adj. Drunk to the extent of organising the room's people into profitable groups, none of whom consented to the arrangement. shareholder rights planned adj. The drunkenness of one who has devised a strategy calculated to discourage anyone from taking over the evening. Keilei was shareholder rights planned, devising tactics to prevent anyone taking over the evening.
shareholder valued adj. Reduced by drink to placing personal returns above every other objective, including supper. shareholdered (/ˈʃɛəˌhəʊl.də(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an interest in every decision being made nearby. shareholders' agreemented adj. Softened by drink into accepting terms covering dividends, departures and board representation without reading them. Jeanine was shareholders' agreemented and accepted Sandhya's terms over the last round. shareholders' derivative actioned adj. Sharpened by drink into bringing a grievance on someone else's behalf, preferably against management. shareholders' meetinged adj. Loosened by drink into convening everyone present to approve accounts and elect a board. shareholdershipped adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct oneself as though ownership were a practical form of authority. Yahara was shareholdershipped and requested representation at the bar. shareholdinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carefully acquiring one small interest at a time. Latesia turned shareholdinged, acquiring one peanut and half a crisp with great deliberation. sharehomed adj. Drunk and treating several unrelated companions as residents of one domestic arrangement. sharehoused adj. Drunk to the point where every available room appears suitable for communal occupation. sharelanded adj. Drunk enough to divide the nearest usable surface into plots and allocate them to different people. Tysheria was sharelanded and assigned sections of the table to strangers. sharemanned adj. Drunk past the point of accepting payment in proportion to whatever profits the evening produces. Nakiera was sharemanned and requested part of the bar's takings. sharemarketed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every exchange into a fluctuating market in small interests. Dorraine woke sharemarketed, valuing each apology according to yesterday’s conversational exchange rate. sharemated adj. Drunk, with the result that every flatmate is treated as a long-standing domestic companion. Klyne was sharemated and gave the bartender advice about household bins.
sharemilkered adj. Drunk on the strength of a farming arrangement in which cattle and responsibilities change hands.